Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈

darth_hideout@mas.to

Star Wars fan account. If the last letter were an S, how would you pronounce it? (Rhymes with idiot.) PST/PDT. No DMs, please.Ut Vigor vobiscum. Semper.Most posts auto-deleted after 3 mos.Formerly <a href="https://c.im/@darth_hideout" class="u-url mention">@darth_hideout</a>.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/nobridge" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#nobridge</a>

Posts

Post #4402023
Born to Hit & Run #CaughtOnDashCamASong #HashtagGames
Post #4401398
Porsche with No Shame #CaughtOnDashCamASong #HashtagGames
Post #4387690
Revenge is a dish best served Cold Case. #TVShowProverbs #HashtagGames #StarTrek
Post #4260424
The Old Man and Concourse C #LayoverOrDelayABook #HashtagGames
Post #4221359
Transmission, all I ever wanted Transmission, had to upshift Transmission, meant to break down alone 🎶 #CarTroubleASongOrPoem #HashtagGames
Post #4178481
The Glass Macaroon #CookiesAMovieOrPlay #HashtagGames
Post #4077255
This is just to say I have parceled out all the states that were behind the Iron Curtain and which you were probably hoping to liberate forgive me they were so tempting and so vulnerable #1960sLifeASongOrPoem #HashtagGames
Post #4050809
Alone Again, Act Casually #NonchalantSongs #HashtagGames
Post #4041610
RE: https://macavity.cat/@elisehuard/116969487897666732 #FediHire #GetFediHired
Post #3822532
The Cliff Notes of the Peloponnesian War #EasyDoesItBooks #HashtagGames
Post #3797183
RE: https://mastodon.social/@top_news/116915069613217904 So does this affect guillotine order or something? 🤷
Post #3771559
"Verify your age" Buy a soda or a candy bar from a vending machine with a quarter. Get a nickel change.
Post #3770040
Men in my father's line don't live long lives. Most of them go in their 50s. As I stare down 60, my mantra has become: Where's that heart attack? Where's my giant heart attack? Where's that massive angina? But what if I just wasn't specific enough? Maybe I'm responsible for the death of #LindseyGraham. If anyone's feeling gratitude, I'm happy to accept cash. #USPol #DarkHumor #DorkHumor
Post #3616129
Macbedtime #TooSleepyAMovieOrPlay #HashtagGames
Post #3616100
S*M*A*S*H*E*D #TooSleepyAMovieOrPlay #HashtagGames
Post #3595892
Little Outhouse on the Prairie #HillbillyTVShows #HashtagGames
Post #3594453
Cletus, P.I. #HillbillyTVShows #HashtagGames
Post #3569837
Ivermectin for what ails you All the livelong day 🎶 #BadAdviceASong #HashtagGames
Post #3546964
The Old Man & His Keys #ForgottenABook #HashtagGames
Post #3541673
One thing about #Mastodon toots: There's public & then there's public. Oh & did I mention public? And then of course public & etc. Public is not very different from pasting a sign up on the side of the street. It may end up on the front page of the NYT. That's what public means. No one has to be able to login to jack shit to see it. You can't prevent people from seeing it. That's not up to you. It may be indexed by search engines. That's what public means. (G...
Post #3524662
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately chicken coop decree #ChickenAnything #HashtagGames
Post #3512606
Best on fried potatoes? #Polls #Food #UsianPathologies
Post #3505957
Melanoma! #HeatWaveMovies #HashtagGames #RodgersAndHammerstein
Post #3502685
Get Sweaty #HeatWaveMovies #HashtagGames
Post #3502405
The Temperature Strikes Back #HeatWaveMovies #HashtagGames #StarWars
Post #3459557
Flan of the Lost #PuddingTVShows #HashtagGames
Post #3417224
Scooby Duplo #ModelHobbyToyShows #HashtagGames
Post #3417115
Hot Wheels of Fortune #ModelHobbyToyShows #HashtagGames
Post #3409742
RE: https://mastodon.social/@JennyList/116775147809339452 #FediHire #GetFediHired
Post #3403834
Gig Country #MakeCraigslistTopicsMusicky #HashtagGames