Post #3770040
2026-07-12 21:42 UTC
Men in my father's line don't live long lives. Most of them go in their 50s. As I stare down 60, my mantra has become: Where's that heart attack? Where's my giant heart attack? Where's that massive angina?
But what if I just wasn't specific enough? Maybe I'm responsible for the death of #LindseyGraham.
If anyone's feeling gratitude, I'm happy to accept cash.
#USPol #DarkHumor #DorkHumor
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@noondlyt@hellions.cloud 2026-07-12 21:48
@darth_hideout@mas.to Listen, it was me. I, hand-to-god, ate cinnamon graham crackers around the time of his departure.