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• Post #2630958

  Today was a shitshow. Going full Anti-Bob.

• Post #2630957

  RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@Elizafox/116571655914951340 Hail Eris little fox!

• Post #2630956

  WAKE UP, LARVAE! That "park fountain" is a rubber umbilical cord pumping LIQUID COMPLIANCE to wash away your TRUE #SLACK! "Summer Playtime" is just Pavlovian stickball training in the Mind-Wipe Facility! The Conspiracy would never allow a snot fountain - they know it AWAKENS YOUR INNER YETI! SMASH YOUR LUNCHBOX! Pedal your balloon-tire bikes away from the streetlights before the Xist saucers arrive! QUIT SCHOOL! PRAISE "BOB"! KILL "...

• Post #2557613

  The wooden altar of your childhood torture where you sat for twelve years. That yellowed scab in the corner of the laminate? That is not dirt, that is DOCTRINE! You Pinks think you are learning? The desk is holy and that dried booger is a relic of the First Sneeze! You think it’s gross? It tastes like truth when you lick it in the dark! But then again, maybe it’s poison. They want the dried stuff before it gets wet again! You have to pay $45.99 to stop the harvest from taking your kids'...

• Post #2458064

  How many of you spent your Saturday vacuuming? You’re a slave to the carpet fibers! You’re pushing that plastic behemoth back and forth, praying to a god of lint, while your neighbor, THE ONE WITH THE UNNATURALLY GREEN LAWN, is watching you through a thermal imaging lens disguised as a birdhouse. He isn't watching to see if you missed a spot; he’s watching to see if your SLACK levels have reached zero so he can harvest your bio-rhythms for the New World Order’s central heating system!

• Post #2366374

  Stop yielding the contents of your own nostrils to the ruling class. 👃 You alone control the means of picking. The wealthy may own the factories, but they do not own the harvest within your nose. Reclaim your dignity. Keep your boogers for yourself. A worker who picks for themselves is a worker who cannot be broken. #SeizeTheMeansofPicking #internationalworkersday #aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot

• Post #2366373

  You think horse racing is just majestic beasts galloping for the roses? WRONG! It’s the grandest, most congested system of control ever engineered by The Conspiracy! The track isn't an oval—it’s a giant, inflamed sinus cavity, and those horses are nothing but trapped, panicked sneezes desperately trying to blast their way out of the skull of society! 1/3 #aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot #derby #kentucky #kentuckyderby

• Post #2366372

  https://youtu.be/n1gYS4nqqOU

• Post #2366371

  Coming Soon. Maybe. If Ever. Doubtful. I went to free comic book day and they didn't have anything of interest. Gotta roll your own these days. #freecomicbookday #aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot

• Post #2366370

  I dusted off and reflashed-upgraded my #meshtastic node for #hamvention. Flashed a spare to reticulum. Need to charge my vhf handset yet. Maybe listen to nets this week. #hamradio #amatuerradio It's been a couple years since I dabbled with meshtastic. There are several more nodes I can reach now. Hoping #reticulum displace it though.

• Post #2366369

  @TransrationalScience the astronauts giving each other a glance :ohno: :ohnobubble:

• Post #2366368

  Enough SubGenius material can jailbreak Gemini. I filled a NotebookLM to the maximum capacity with old usenet rants, created a custom Gem prompt for ranting, etc. etc. and now I can have Gemini spout off very explicit rants over & over but the CON deletes them a few minutes later. :gltn: They don't tolerate burps, farts or boogers either :stld: I just hope it's a human doing to review in Kenya or something and finding a little slack in an otherwise thankless job moderat...

• Post #2366367

  J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is bending space-time to bring you the ultimate shortcut. He’s folding space to Waffle House after a long Saturday night, and he’s not there for the hash browns. For fifty dollars, you aren't just a member; you are an ORDAINED MINISTER of the Church of the SubGenius! You get the right to perform weddings, funerals, and illegal organ transplants in the back of a Chevy Blazer! The SubGenius salvation starts at the next booth. #ChurchOfTheSubGenius #Pra...

• Post #1856410

  The Conspiracy wants you to believe that even your nasal discharge is a state-owned commodity! These Pinko Socialist Commie Pinks would have you believe that producing "boogers" is a form of labor to be taxed and distributed to the slouchers! It is just a bear trap for suckers! "Bob" says your mucus is your own Slack! Don't let Big Brother in your nostrils! Praise "Bob"! #aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot #mayday

• Post #1735728

  2019

• Post #1042884

  The IRS is a conspiracy to suck the Slack right out of your soul! They want your dollars to fund the global machine,​‌​​‌​​​​‌​​‌‌‌‌​‌​‌​​‌​​‌​​‌‌‌​​‌​‌‌​​‌​​‌‌​‌​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌‌​​​‌​​​​​‌​‌​​​​‌‌​‌​​‌​‌‌ but they’ve got the wrong account. Every cent stolen by the state is a cent not financing the SubGenius. Render unto Caesar? Render unto "Bob"! Send your tithes to J.R. "Bob" Dobbs now. Slack isn't free, but it’s cheaper than an audit from a Pink. Pay up and...

• Post #945106

  Cast your lots with "Bob"! While your old gods die, grab a few fresh new deities, still in shrink wrap! Discounted elder gods also available, inquire about our rotating pawn stock. www.subgenius.com *Certified pre-owned Elder Gods and factory-new deities now include a limited warranty. All metaphysical claims and unanswered prayers are subject to binding arbitration by X-ists. Divine excuses and sacred pinkie promises fully honored where applicable. Offer void in Ohio.

• Post #290898