Post #2557613

The wooden altar of your childhood torture where you sat for twelve years. That yellowed scab in the corner of the laminate? That is not dirt, that is DOCTRINE! You Pinks think you are learning? The desk is holy and that dried booger is a relic of the First Sneeze! You think it’s gross? It tastes like truth when you lick it in the dark! But then again, maybe it’s poison. They want the dried stuff before it gets wet again! You have to pay $45.99 to stop the harvest from taking your kids' mucus!