Post #2458064

How many of you spent your Saturday vacuuming? You’re a slave to the carpet fibers! You’re pushing that plastic behemoth back and forth, praying to a god of lint, while your neighbor, THE ONE WITH THE UNNATURALLY GREEN LAWN, is watching you through a thermal imaging lens disguised as a birdhouse. He isn't watching to see if you missed a spot; he’s watching to see if your SLACK levels have reached zero so he can harvest your bio-rhythms for the New World Order’s central heating system!