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• Post #716338

  programming language idea: the runtime includes realistic dust generation and you have to run strip on your compiled binaries every so often or else the programs behave like theyre clogged

• Post #715434

  everyone: this thing is an active threat to our livelihood and is damaging to every aspect of our lives some people: yes but i like it because it's convenient for me

• Post #661960

  having some trouble conceptualizing the type of guy who sees the wire-mother experiment and wants the wire mother but a bunch of LLM guys are this type of guy

• Post #653033

  LLMs "work" for the same reason psychic hotlines, tarot decks, cold-readers, and con-men work

• Post #631282

  programming language idea: all input must be in the form of a programming language idea wherein the only expressible operation is your desired result

• Post #623008

  hrng, kernel, i'm trying to boot but my block device is dummy thick and the clapping of my stack pointer alerts SGX

• Post #560911

  'effective altruism' is just a shorter way to say 'the ends justify the means'

• Post #501024

  being called an idiot for not having a "coherent and actionable" plan to stop AI here is our coherent and actionable plan for stopping AI: the people who work at these slop companies who agree with us that it should be stopped should say, as if in union, "i refuse to work on this technology" instead of privately going "i wish i could, and i would do it, but nobody can put together a plan, and if we don't make good AI, then bad AI will ruin everything forever"

• Post #405430

  RE: https://fedi.lawngno.me/@a/116059072933152740 gringo techies (we do not mean the OP!) will literally humanize their slop machine and demand their inclusion before caring a single whit about people who actually exist

• Post #405427

  the AI did not publish a hitpiece. the slop machine's operator published a hitpiece. the AI did not make a slop PR, the slop machine's operator made a slop PR.

• Post #316670

  local techies will be like "really? you believe in wearing masks to protect against covid? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, shooting landlords" and then never shoot a landlord

• Post #292086

  in the future can we refer to uncritically publishing slop as "making an ars of yourself"

• Post #251321

  https://www.reuters.com/investigations/ai-enters-operating-room-reports-arise-botched-surgeries-misidentified-body-2026-02-09/ Most allegedly involved errors in which the TruDi Navigation System misinformed surgeons about the location of their instruments while they were using them inside patients’ heads during operations. I AM FUCKING SCREAMING I AM FUCKING SCREAMING I AM FUCKING SCREAMING

• Post #152405

  @ireneista@adhd.irenes.space i think the risk of a hydrogen explosion is...smaller? with a sealed lead acid battery? but

• Post #134609

  rorgratorably,..,,..,.,

• Post #134116

  the him whenbhe

• Post #130970

  gabapentium

• Post #130792

  spins at -300 rpm

• Post #130748

  ../../../../../../usr/bin/coyot

• Post #130510

  seeing this thing going around again where people claim that discord has secretly joined bots to your server and shows as proof the fact that /ban $SOMEID bans something. sigh. yes, like. you're banning the bot account by ID. if the bot isn't in your discord, it can't join it now. but that doesn't mean that it was ever there in the first place

• Post #130350

  SRM 42069 cannabis joint

• Post #130331

  it's typeslop. youre only enjoying it because it's statically checked.

• Post #127487

  @pip@infosec.exchange he is a slop purveyor and a namesearching jackass

• Post #127421

  @Epic_Null@infosec.exchange hard mode: terms of service preclude everyone, including us and the artist, from perceiving the work, even during construction

• Post #127349

  Italic is not the slant, it is the letter shape. True cursed font knowledge begins with CMU Serif Upright Italic.