Ash K

ash@bne.social

This account and its views are personal obvs. <a href="https://bne.social/tags/Brisbane" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Brisbane</a>, <a href="https://bne.social/tags/Australia" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Australia</a>

Posts

Post #3755085
don&#39;t post https://ashk.au/2026/07/07/the-web-is-dead-whats-next/
Post #2506181
Hey Brisbane friends, what are you up to next Thursday? Why not join us for our May Queer Tech Drinks? Would be great to see you there :) https://luma.com/55jdmm2n #Brisbane #Meetup
Post #2219241
killer sunset. ht @tj #Brisbane
Post #1833675
I vaguely registered it&#39;s going to be wet for the next week, but I didn&#39;t notice the forecast was identical. I&#39;m enjoying the rain though. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-25/australia-weather-forecasts-suddenly-identical-each-day/106603146
Post #1645404
@Goodwithcolour 😦 (lol)
Post #1645403
It&#39;s 11pm and I&#39;m sitting here in the dark when suddenly the ring on my milk frother lights up, illuminating the cupboards and kitchen sink. What are you doing lil buddy, you&#39;re supposed to be asleep.
Post #1645402
It&#39;s about that time, what&#39;s everyone doing for lunch?
Post #1645401
RE: https://bne.social/@BoomFactory/116447536774964870 A little something I&#39;ve been working on.
Post #1362470
mystery gym exercise I dictated to my phone at some point: &quot;Cable pay how do you time your breasts just guess off rotation&quot;
Post #1362469
If you see something say something. (I don&#39;t think this piece of landscaping is quite what it seems)
Post #1362468
🛫 VA 353 to Brisbane
Post #1362467
It looks like there aren&#39;t many fans of the Crisafulli Government&#39;s “rules forcing e-bike riders to hold a licence, ride at 10km/h on paths, and banning under-16s”. https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/politics/queensland/councils-and-racq-pan-plan-to-force-e-bike-riders-to-stay-under-10km-h-and-get-a-licence-20260414-p5znpy.html #QldPol
Post #1362466
my sediments exactly
Post #1362465
coffee is alright today
Post #1362464
Me: “can we try throttling these?” Apple&#39;s voice input: “can we try threatening bees?” 🐝
Post #1036201
I&#39;ve become resistant to the restorative powers of music lately, might need to try it intravenously. Or like, has anyone here had the mp3 over mRNA mod?
Post #1036200
My neighbour has been leaving their dog at home and she&#39;s clearly an anxious pup. Barking nonstop. But when I go talk her she&#39;ll calm down for a bit. Anyway she was going off again so I went and spoke to her and told her some calming words, then she disappeared behind the fence for a moment and came back with her teddy and fyi my heart melted.
Post #1036199
RE: https://bne.social/@phocks/116332184683840142 Stellar work. I wonder when the next space-faring baked good record will be set.
Post #1036198
I just found a little concealed tray in my rice cooker for catching dribbles, which I hadn&#39;t previously discovered in the entire time I&#39;ve owned it. Hurk. It&#39;s quite sticky. Hurrk.
Post #1036197
Some dataviz for the sake of it. aus.social pulling the weight of Australian fedi by the looks. Ping me if you wanna beta test.
Post #1036196
My first animation in Keyshape. Completely unnecessary but makes me very happy 😌
Post #1036195
really, the whole thing is stupid 🙂‍↕️
Post #1036194
I simultaneously haven&#39;t had a cup noodle for ages!!!! and forgot how disappointing a cup noodle can be.
Post #1036193
I just went to create a Minecraft username and I thought it would be funny to call myself GuaranaLlama. But then Microsoft came back and said you can&#39;t use rude words in your username. And it took me a very long time to work out what the rude word was
Post #1036192
🛫 VA 306 to Melbourne
Post #1036191
I washed my hands right before I met the person at the desk behind me and they went in for a handshake and I was like &quot;sorry I&#39;ve got wet hands&quot; but put my hand out anyway and they grabbed it and looked so disappointed
Post #981449
🏳️‍🌈 Brisbane Queer Tech meetup for April: come hang out with me and make some IRL friends at the Ship Inn. I figure most peeps on fedi are a little bit tech, so no issues there. Are you in? RSVP at https://luma.com/bs5smgmw?utm_source=fedi and pass it on :) #Brisbane #btub #BNEfediMeetup
Post #50093
Kinda love this error message on the bus