Post #1036191
2026-04-09 03:20 UTC
I washed my hands right before I met the person at the desk behind me and they went in for a handshake and I was like "sorry I've got wet hands" but put my hand out anyway and they grabbed it and looked so disappointed
Replies (5)
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@ash@bne.social 2026-04-09 03:20
I'm mortified
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@HeathC@aus.social 2026-04-09 03:21
@ash Hey, you warned them. They knew what they were getting themselves into.
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@bundyb@infosec.exchange 2026-04-09 04:05
@ash “I just washed my hands, that’s why they’re wet! No other reason…”
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@mullbot@mastodon.social 2026-04-09 04:32
@ash meet someone new at the same time and before shaking hands say "oh sorry I need to wet my hands, it's kind of my thing" then wink at the first person. Its the only safe choice
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@Glogran@bne.social 2026-04-09 06:05
@ash Moist!