← Feed

Posts

• Post #4454774

  Happy #InternationalCatDay (and #Caturday!) https://lgbtqia.space/@alice/112414677450831186

• Post #4454365

  @Shdwdrgn@tech.lgbt we'd like to get the damage deposit back 😅

• Post #4451450

  @passocacornio@tech.lgbt I suppose you could pick a dead celebrity, but the friendship might be kinda one-sided 💁🏼‍♀️

• Post #4451360

  #Poll time! Should I...

• Post #4451015

  Hey @Wohnmichel@mastodon.social, thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your account to check, so... What was a favorite "early days of the internet" site for you? When I was a kid, I found a BBS that hosted the Aardwolf MUD, and I basically lived on that place. #CAPTCHAlice

• Post #4450730

  Hi @SissyXenir@mastodon.social! Thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so... If you could choose one celebrity to be best friends with, who would it be, and why? I'm torn between Beth McCarthy and OneTopic. Beth McCarthy gives me the gay panic 😳 and seems like someone who would be a lot of fun to go out to parties and such with, but I think I'd have a lot more to talk about with OneTopic (and they seem infinitely huggable). @...

• Post #4450723

  So...if his isn't the door to a murder-basement, I don't know what is. The best part? We were all speculating about where it went last night. At about 5AM a light came on under the door. This morning there's a cardboard box pushed up against the inside of the door, so we can't see if the light is on anymore. I am absolutely *dying* to open¹ it, but I fear there's a person in there watching us through what I can only assume are hidden cameras². ¹ note: the top and bottom...

• Post #4449694

  @Sassinake@mastodon.social they use clean water from a separate spout, it's not like a geyser of used toilet water 😂

• Post #4449236

  This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls... - boob wash - water-park ride - options menu - multiplayer select - volume control - channel selector - smoking instructions? I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.

• Post #4423352

  Dear men who think women get "worn out" from having "too many" partners, How many times have you pooped in your life? By your own logic, asshole.

• Post #4404777

  @miss_rodent@girlcock.club it's a hall in the biggest library in Seattle, so it probably has its share of lesbians 💁🏼‍♀️

• Post #4401658

  Is it me or does this hallway look distressingly like a colonoscopy?

• Post #4401582

  Found some nifty books at the library today! I was kinda sad that my lock book collection is bigger than their lock book collection...and half the ones they did have, I already had too.

• Post #4401512

  I have often wondered about the mysterious "bro".

• Post #4401468

  @mycrowgirl@flipping.rocks I thought of you 💕

• Post #4395968

  Best reply I've gotten on a lockpicking video: "omg, I felt that between my legs 🥵"

• Post #4395920

  @passocacornio@tech.lgbt my post or the blog?

• Post #4395137

  Which "members of the community" Hazel? https://hazel.writestellar.com/never-trust-oliphant-with-anything --- For anyone who cares, this blog post is another baseless accusation from someone who I only know of through their propensity for stirring up drama with alts. Oli is, as far as I—and the other admins I've spoken to in my circles—know, a fine person.

• Post #4386224

  OMFG I'm pissed 🤬 I went to Fred Meyer, bought a coffee, left. Came back *a couple hours* later, parked in the same spot, and bought some groceries. Was there for like 20 minutes. Went to leave and there was a fucking $85/$122 ticket with reason "over time" on my windshield. The ticket was marked like 2 minutes after I parked the second time. Fuck you Diamond parking services, and fuck you Fred Meyer 🖕

• Post #4381962

  #Welcome to the community, @infernalthorn@lgbtqia.space! :blobcatflower:

• Post #4367083

  Okay, this may be #TMI, but my tattoo is peeling now, and it's coming off in little skin hearts.

• Post #4366449

  @Staren@cathode.church I think you misinterpreted what cooperative means here. If the other person isn't participating, then it's not co-op. """ Some mistakes I see people making when they play: - forcing the game; not everyone wants to play with you—respect that. """

• Post #4365060

  I just got my first report as an admin that made me break down crying. Background: I action a lot of reports. Most are spam bots, scammers, NCII accounts, some bigots, etc. I'm used to seeing hate speech, shitty hot-takes, and a ton of nonconsensual porn, but this temporarily broke me. A "Gaza News" bot, scraping X, and posting unblurred, un-CW'd images of mutilated kids—just a wall of horrible atrocities. I hate everything about this. #FreeGaza #FuckTwitter #NoBots

• Post #4362952

  @plutarch@gotosocial.plutar.ch omg, I want to ride that into battle so badly.

• Post #4362923

  @anna@mathstodon.xyz good luck, and I hope you both have a lovely time 💖 @richard@mstdn.social

• Post #4360858

  @cargot_robbie@urbanists.social you've earned it ⭐

• Post #4360597

  Don't know which of my followers needed to hear this today, but...

• Post #4360557

  Saw this restroom sign at Pike Place yesterday and had to share.

• Post #4356039

  @CordiallyChloe@tech.lgbt yeah, I don't care if they were made by a magical unicorn—no sneaker should cost that 🤬 much!

• Post #4355737

  Went shoe shopping yesterday, and saw these awesome spiky camo sneakers...then I turned them over and saw the sticker 🤯