Post #4449236
2026-08-08 16:31 UTC
This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select
- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?
I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
Replies (4)
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@thepurpleoctopus@lgbtqia.space 2026-08-08 21:39
@alice@lgbtqia.space I will admit, I always wanted one of those. Toilets, I mean.
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@blogdiva@mastodon.social 2026-08-08 19:48
@alice@lgbtqia.space this is one massive troll of a product. in Puerto Rico, TOTO is slang for pussy, not of the feline kind.
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@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange 2026-08-08 16:57
@alice@lgbtqia.space every time i've been to japan, i come back very disappointed at US toilets.
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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world 2026-08-08 16:50
@alice@lgbtqia.space Despite my conspicuous lack of boobs, I wouldn't mind trying the boob wash! Sounds like fun. 😂