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• Never a dull moment

• Sympathy

• Cheeseus Christ, the comments

• Choices

  Girl has a dump truck, but the contents spilled all over her room apparently

• Truth is stranger than fiction

• Civic duty

• The only cover band I want to see

• Post #4306300

  No. Stop. Novelty accounts ruined reddit. I know you’re just memeing, but we will have officially jumped the shark when they start showing up

• Listen to your body

• My 98 Oldsmobile

  It’s 1992. Your mom just took you through the Dairy Queen drive in after supper. It was 30C today, and it’s going to be 35C tomorrow. You’re going to go swimming at the local outdoor pool with your mom, little brother, auntie and favourite cousin, tomorrow though. Mom will probably put on that Blue Rodeo tape on the way back. It’s not your favorite, but you find yourself waiting for the song hooks. Life is simple and life is good.

• New hobby

• Lookout for one another

  I came across a goth girl in a running car. The doors were locked, but a note on the window read; She is fine. Please do not call the police or break the window. She is listening to Choir Boy and the air conditioning is ON

• H O N K

• Alternative medicine

  The only reason I keep Facebook is for unhinged stuff like this

• Works for slugs too

• Formal education

• Living the dream

• Pale man

• RIP, Graham. Love, Grindr

• Been practicing

• Quack

• Post #3967580

  This is the reason those monks go blind

• Instacart

• Ladybugs

  Damn your eyes. The most beautiful thing about the internet is that normally, I would have to spend a lot money on bear spray and a lot of effort administering it to get the same effect I get with the few clicks of a button.

• Just couldn't say no

• I'm slowly turning religious

• Not what they mean when they say they want the report on their desk EOD

• Throwing a live grenade into group chat

• Shine brighter than the darkness around you

• The land before time