I'm slowly turning religious
2026-07-12 20:19 UTC
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@dadarobot@lemmy.ml 2026-07-12 21:37
Mitch is simultaneously both alive and dead while it is unobserved, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
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@mechoman444@lemmy.world 2026-07-13 01:13
Coincidence that Lindsey Graham kicks the bucket and Mitch McConnell makes a public statement that he’s alive and well I think not. Mitch just needed one of his own kind to survive.
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@ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2026-07-12 22:08
Two out of three? Just humping the Book of Mormon.