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• Post #4423514

  Never forget that the stock market, the foundation of our modern economy, is just bros that tricked people into paying them to gamble.

• Post #4386719

  Why pay for AI when you can be cheap and barely functioning for free?

• Post #4281224

  People who carry hope, love, and meaning inside them, in dark times, are the kind of people I want to know. Some of those people are dogs, but it still applies.

• Post #4249646

  https://www.pcmag.com/news/fcc-ban-on-foreign-made-robots-includes-robot-vacuums Two months from now after the right people have paid him the right amount of money and compliments, Trump will announce that he's saved Robot Vacuums.

• Post #4206703

  If even Ron DeSantis doesn't want you in his state...

• Post #4105583

  Sometimes you just got to bite your partner, they look like a snack, and you just got to do it.

• Post #4050154

  It's interesting how many grown ass people want a fantasy poem to be historically accurate...

• Post #4045963

  What are your favorite breads, both sweet and savory?

• Post #4024035

  Women are allowed to dislike men, they're allowed to ignore men, they're allowed to not even think about them at all. It is so bizarre to me when people act like men are somehow suffering because of this. You have rights, but not to our attention. What the fucking hell is this bullshit?

• Post #4015543

  The Committee to End Committees has created a subcommittee.

• Post #4015501

  How else will 80+ year old people find jobs if not for politics?!

• Post #4002087

  Dark Thought: People who think they've been abducted by aliens and probed, were probably drugged and assaulted, and can't quite or don't want to remember.

• Post #3917705

  What happens if a mosquito drinks Jesus' blood?

• Post #3866083

  A couple questions for people who are perimenopausal/menopausal: What age did you start to notice symptoms? What were your symptoms? How long did they last or do they continue to last? Did you take or do anything to help with symptoms? Did it help? Do you feel like a different person? Honestly, feel free to drop any information you'd like. Just moving into this period of my life, and I'm curious about other people's experience.

• Post #3838546

  I 100% get liberal women or any woman, not wanting to date Conservative men, what I have trouble understanding is why Conservative men keep trying to date liberal women, and want to change them, when there are plenty of Conservative women who want to live that Trad life (apparently, according to them). Why would you just not go find that plethora of women that want to be submissive to you?

• Post #3837521

  Math problems be like: If there are too many waffles, how many bears will come to your picnic, solve for syrup. Math People will tell you it's both simple and obvious. We get it, you're smart!

• Post #3808205

  It is bizarre that people still fall for, "If you raise taxes the billionaires will just leave" As if the world cannot exist without them. They only bring revenue, by literally not paying people what they're worth. Oh nooo, the ticks are leaving the dog. Please, let the door hit you on the way out.

• Post #3746623

  Me, laying in bed having deep thoughts: Wait, how much would it cost to take a cab from Philadelphia to Belair?!

• Post #3742126

  This painting in my hotel room is called The World's Greatest Rock N Roll Band 1955. As you can see, Elvis will once again meet his untimely end, due to the man smoking a cigarette by the gas pump.

• Post #3720010

  A Batman Sequel where Robert Pattinson plays both Batman and The Joker.

• Post #3719547

  I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning, and he said ‐-----------------.

• Post #3700845

  When you have 10k to spare, and want to be the reason your neighborhood starts an HOA, and your town makes a new law:

• Post #3697230

  Losers will often claim they are winning, so people stop trying.

• Post #3695236

  I remember when I was a teenager, Boy Meets World made an episode about Topanga getting fat, this her being "fat":

• Post #3675838

  Cruises are Day Care for adults, but on a boat so you can't escape.

• Post #3674046

  Lynchings never stopped, the police just rule them as suicides, and refuse to investigate.

• Post #3672755

  Oh noooo, I'm becoming radicalized by empathy and logic!

• Post #3658813

  Some fun reasons from the Declaration of Independence stating why a leader should be overthrown: He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hith...

• Post #3656744

  I think every Pop band should have to have one middle aged man going through a mid-life crisis, who's desperately trying to keep up and be relevant.

• Post #3640868

  What's your favorite song about working on the railroad all your live long days?