Tyrell Gen-8 Pleasurebot
FinalGirl@blackqueer.life
<p>Black autistic manic pixie dream <a href="https://blackqueer.life/tags/blerd" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>blerd</span></a> described as “officially beyond parody.” I have the most implausible life story you’ve ever heard. “It’s like a tv show where the writers just don’t know how to say no to anything.” </p><p>I’m a Yes Girl. As in “Hell yes! Let’s go! Don’t care, just tell me how to pack and you can gimme the details on what we’re doing in the car.” </p><p>A robot babe preinstalled with battle tech, costuming profiles, and a fully developed heist profile. I’m probably naked and posting about needing sex but I promise I’m absolutely not posting about sex with you, specifically. Fedi is a self-discovery journal not my dating profile. You can keep your unsolicited nudes to yo
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Post #3791489
Sometimes it really weighs on me how thoughtlessly and unconcernedly white this place is. How much it really feels like anyone else is not welcome at this fundamental level.
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Post #2628011
Might be time for me to burn down my profile and phoenix up somewhere else.
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Post #2550702
The thing about saying trans women are “socialized male” is that it’s a fundamentally anti-feminist stance. If all it took to make someone irretrievably gendered was a bit of socialization, then cis women fighting against patriarchy with be a lost cause since they are socialized female in a society build around the belief they are and will always be less. The belief that we are nothing but socialization is just masked patriarchy.
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Post #2535684
RE: https://twipped.social/@twipped/116573355457125988 Why does this feel like I will be served on a platter for paid consumption? And the fact that it’s called Bee is so ironic considering Bee Davis fucking called it in Motion to be Seen.
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Post #2535683
Queer WoC will be murdered specifically because of AI in dating apps and none of the rich white people running them will bat an eye as they cash those checks.
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Post #2535682
My server's profile bio limitation is 1000 characters which I find very anti-manic pixie dream girl. HOW CAN I BE AS ABSURD AS I TRUELY AM IN 1000 CHARACTERS?!
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Post #2535681
I’m the girl who texts you messages like “I have 20 minutes between meetings, can I give you a blowjob?”
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Post #2535680
Unhinged Tyla has a new unhinged bio! Now with 37% more unhinged!
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Post #2535679
I deleted LinkedIn months ago, but feel like I should make a new LinkedIn profile called Tyla’s Tits, with a profile image of my tits. And the bio will all be breast measurements and bite desires and shit. “Mentor University, 2024: 675 ccu.”
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Post #2535678
Just saw something about a trans girl who apparently has a huge cock and my first response was to say “Yo give her my deets!”
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Post #2535677
I need to find a nice girl…who’s only truly happy when her dick is in someone’s mouth.
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Post #2521773
RE: https://blob.love/@nora/116570388138622289 No they are not talking about me, I checked,
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Post #2521772
Gen X men are such absolute fucking trash. What the shit happened there?
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Post #2521771
Is America great again yet? https://abc7.com/post/food-distribution-event-baldwin-park-draws-long-lines-turned-away-runs/19094936/
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Post #2521770
A woman who has a hypnotic trigger embedded in me that makes me drop what I’m doing and suck her girldick until she cums. Then swallowing her cum is the wake trigger. I remember everything, no matter how embarrassing, but a powerless to stop. When she uses the trigger, I need to drink her cum.
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Post #2521769
Why do I not have access to a dick? I would be such a good dick caretaker. This is such a waste.
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Post #2513026
I'm going to repost a #TransFemmeClothing thread for that I originally posted a long time ago on another server. I’m moving it here so others can see (and rediscover) it.
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Post #2500428
Remember when Google had a motto of “don’t be evil” and then a few years later was like “uh, on second thought, that motto was a dumb idea.” Good times.
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Post #2375644
I don’t really watch TikTok or anything like that but now I desperately need to see a video of a techbro explaining web browsers to @lisa because I’m DYING.
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Post #2266490
How do we use LLMs responsibly is the new how can reform police departments.
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Post #2259849
Dear Underwear Company, I bought a pair of underwear. They are nice underwear. I like my new underwear. The underwear are well made and comfortable. I am likely to buy another pair of underwear when I need them. At least, I was. At first, everything was great with my new underwear. They were cute, really cute. They had hearts and pretty sugar skulls and slightly creepy but also cute dead looking but still colorful butterflies with translucent wings. They were comfy underwear, and made me feel...
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Post #2223090
Trans girls will say “I look like a gremlin today” and send you a picture of a model.
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Post #2205637
RE: https://blackqueer.life/@FinalGirl/116501478907133790 For those unaware, Dawkins is also a misogynist ass, a transphobic fuckwad, and a huge egomaniac. He’s like the dickiest dick.
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Post #2161734
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@allanfriedman/116527956695379856 This is serious as fuck. I’d do it at 45 because it took me down for two months when I was 49. My doctor said I didn’t “need” the vaccine until 50. Shingle does NOT fuck around.
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Post #2115107
Roller derby needs a “flirt with me” symbol. Like “I’m available, flirting desired.”
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Post #2090402
The way to an autist’s heart is parallel play and penguin pebbles.
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Post #2056861
RE: https://mastodon.social/@jeffjarvis/116522103396261959 That’s the goal. To make an uneducated populace who feels like they are capable so they neither question nor fight.
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Post #2000445
When you tell stories about racism and the response from white people is to just confront the people about their racism, it illustrates just how little white people know about what it is like to exist in a racist space. We don’t get the opportunity to do that because the structures of communication in a racist society guard against people feeling any requirement to hear it. The irony is that often you can’t explain how that response actually encodes racism, because… Well, the same reason…
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Post #1981555
I need someone who appreciates having root access to my vagina.
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Post #1936404
RE: https://raphus.social/@Jirikiha/116414584499280530 OMG “Is he a man or a dog?” 🤣