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• Post #4318457

  Dammit. I didn't need another flashlight.

• Post #4318456

  Can you cross your eyes?

• Post #4318455

  After the Fauci testimony:

• Post #4318454

  Tried to install SteamOS on a Geekom mini PC I bought. Of course it doesn't work. Can't find the network. This is why I hate all things Linux. It NEVER works the way it's supposed to. There are ALWAYS an infinite number of stupid fiddly bits I have to arse around with to make anything ever work.

• Post #4318453

  I have to use Excel for work. And I have to say, whatever asshat came up with the idea of those stupid floaty boxes that hover over cells after you do something to give you "formatting" options - that guy should be forbidden from every working in any IT related field again. He shouldn't even be allowed to run a parking meter.

• Post #4044946

  Well, to quote Homestar Runner, "The good times are over..." Looks like I've developed fatty liver, which I think sounds like a Chinese dish but which the doctor says means I need to cut way back on my drinking and get serious about losing some weight. Blah.

• Post #3685726

  Amy Coney Barrett sided with the liberal justices to protect voter fraud? What a shocker.

• Post #3628763

  Holy Cow do I hate my Windows 11 work computer!! So slow! Always freezing up, Microsoft Office programs crashing - clunky interface - what an absolute piece of hot, flaming dog poo.

• Post #2523010

  At this point, I'm convinced the "I'm definitely still working on the Tintin sequel" an epic troll by Spielberg and Jackson.

• Post #2523009

  Which one?

• Post #2523008

  Not sure if it's a proud Dad moment or not, but playing charades with some friends, one of them tried to get people to guess "The Boy Scouts" by holding up three fingers (scout's honor salute). My kids don't know anything about the Boy Scouts outside of the fact that now-a-days the organization is gay and retarded. So one of my 8-year-old girls guesses, "Bourbon?" (because when she plays bartender I ask her to pour me three fingers)....

• Post #2523004

  Is the original Tron movie considered Sci-Fi?

• Post #2228955

  You can really feel it in the Starsky & Hutch show when they're intentionally padding the run time to fill the time slot. "Hey, let's hold this minute long shot of the guy slowly climbing down the scaffolding." "How about a half a minute of Capt. Dobey just looking out the window at guys getting put into an ambulance." That's one thing Streaming did for TV shows - it eliminated the necessity of filler. Make the show whatever...

• Post #2228954

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S34wuJKVB0g

• Post #2228953

  Roberts is always so full of it. And every picture I see of him reinforces the old adage, 'Never Trust a Man Who Smiles Like a Jackass Eating Briars."

• Post #2228952

  The upcoming Harry Potter TV show on HBO:

• Post #2028365

  If you hear them singing to you from the side of the road, @mrman , resist temptation and just keep driving.

• Post #2028363

  Huh. Ask.com is no more. I had forgotten it was even a thing. I remember when Ask Jeeves first came out.

• Post #2028362

  Do you like your beef jerky

• Post #1024844

  I had forgotten that Hank Schrader spent his early years honing his police skills working alongside Murtaugh & Riggs in Lethal Weapon 2.

• Post #1024843

  I'm curious. When I proposed to my wife, I did not have a photographer standing by to "capture the moment." In fact, something like that never even occurred to me as an option. It was a private moment for us. Yet, I see all the time now, pictures and even videos of proposals (and I don't mean stunt proposals like "I got the JumboTron at the ball game to show it"). Is it a generational thing?

• Post #1024839

  Bucaneer Bunny - Yosemite Sam introduces himself as, "The Blood Thirstiest, Shoot-firstiest, doggone worstiest Pirate that's sailed the seven seas." They just don't make 'em like they used to.

• Post #1024838

  This is the kind of music I imagine @mrman listens to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlbmRGvLExY

• Post #1024837

  I'm trying to help my kids stay up-to-date on current events. So, tonight. I showed them "Hot Shots". #DadOfTheYear

• Post #1002438

  Some of this year's Easter Butterflies. . . .

• Post #298195

  Happy Bat-Valentine's Day!

• Post #298194

  Tonight's programming will include the Simpsons episode where Ralph Wiggum gets a crush on Lisa. Another cultural reference point for the kids. Will follow it with a classic William Powell / Myrna Loy film - "I Love You, Again."

• Post #298193

  I was recommending the "snot sucker" to new parents long before it became popular. It's really a shame that the company decided to go this direction. Who on earth except for a degenerate idiot would think "sexualizing one's interactions with an infant is the way to sell our product"? Some of this stuff is really perverted to an unthinkable degree. I won't be buying any of their products for expecting moms again. https://www.thegate...

• Post #294083

  It was the annual St. Valentine's Day treasure hunt for the kids this morning. I can see why the Riddler would really get into the whole "leaving clues" thing. It's addictive.