CheapPontoon

CheapPontoon@beige.party

Here for levity, mostly. Variety. Art. Shitposting. News. Hope. Killing time until my ride gets here.Profile pic: some fit old guy coming out of a bike-to-run transition of a triathlon. Sunglasses and a boonie hat. Bike (tri) shorts. Green tank top. Way behind the leaders.Header pic: pint glass w/ Jack Skellington <a href="https://beige.party/tags/AltTextVigilante" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#AltTextVigilante</a>: I steal graphics. Tired of asking the poster to include AltText so I can boost it. Justice!

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Post #3972367
I just called the rocketmortgage Chatbot a pathological liar. I invoked the chat to ask where the upload button was for my tax document. It told me. Go to your inbox. I said it’s not there. There’s no button there. Then it told me a different website rocketmortgage.com instead ofrocket.com. I tried that. Nope it took me back to rocket.com. I went to the inbox. There’s no button there. I said there’s no upload button there. The bot told me I needed to contact a client service person to upload...
Post #3025158
#MAGA #USpol Nobody believes you, Pete, that you found a drinking buddy in Pakistan
Post #3025157
#Trump got full checkup from Walter Reed that said he&#39;s 6&#39;3&quot; 240lbs. Here&#39;s what that body type looks like https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-physician-says-president-excellent-031340404.html
Post #3025156
Ce n&#39;est pas mon premier rodéo urbain From: @fr https://pubeurope.com/@fr/116671108061641060
Post #3025155
This ain’t my first urban rodeo. From: @CheapPontoon https://beige.party/@CheapPontoon/116671162088727109
Post #3025154
If it snows that stretch down south will never be the same? Dude. Your county needs to do better infrastructure planning. It’s Wichita. It’s gonna snow. https://youtu.be/Q8P_xTBpAcY?si=ryD4xWFTPH9N2bjO
Post #2003261
#clickBAITspoilers yeh, she analyzes people’s color: “you’re an autumn” Glamorous!
Post #2003260
So many billionaires, so few nobodies trying to impress Jody Foster.
Post #2003258
He’s not dead yet. But I’ll always remember him, America’s mayor who keeps his hands in his pants in a hotel room with whom he thought was an under age woman. #Giuliani #maga
Post #2003253
I didn&#39;t know they had field events at the #MetGala #KylieJenner won the sack race.
Post #1943675
Innocent question. I promise I’m not sealioning. Bandcamp. We’re cool with it? It’s fair to musicians? I should get the app and just leave the music there without downloading it? #bandcamp #streaming #music
Post #1813851
86? Having worked my way through college in restaurants, I assumed we all knew what 86 means, it means we’re out of an item take it off the menu. It doesn’t mean push someone down the stairs of her New York mansion, or any of the ways women were murdered in the #Epstein files. #trump
Post #1742176
https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/alloy-comics/penis/viewer?title_no=747447&amp;episode_no=252&amp;serviceZone=GLOBAL #AltTextVigilante #comics
Post #1730130
#Iran #AltTextVigilante
Post #1657508
My daily affirmation. From: @TheBreadmonkey https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/116453957727626407
Post #1657502
From 4/27/26 New Yorker: An honest mistake, it seems.
Post #1628611
#comic
Post #1480281
#comics #iran #trump
Post #1480280
Stock market futures rise, buoyed by optimism our government is only PRETENDING to be batshit crazy. #uspol #trump #iran #iranwar #economy https://thegodlessliberal.blogspot.com/2026/04/us-military-fires-on-and-seizes-iranian.html
Post #1227962
The Unbearable Lightness of Beekeeping #HobbyMoviesOrPlays #HashtagGames
Post #1074639
Republican values. &quot;Character counts&quot; they said about Clinton. #comics #uspol #AltTextVigilante