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• Post #4500483

  Call me! #Audrey

• Post #4487331

  #Audrey #GloveTalk

• Post #4479503

  "Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes." - Anne Frank, 01/13/1943 Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself

• Post #4478083

  Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. Another apocalyptic morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I must away shortly, before it becomes too warm.

• Post #4460820

  Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. A late morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, but not because I had a long, restful sleep. Oh, no! 🙄 Cats are fed. Meds are consumed. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No on...

• Post #4439887

  Not a dead cat! #Leila #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

• Post #4409102

  #Audrey

• Post #4394170

  #Audrey

• Post #4348130

  Where is your god now? #RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

• Post #4287320

  5318008: BANNED IN BRITAIN I'd just like to say With the weather warming up Hooray for Boobies! #Haiku #Senryu #17Syllables #PoultryCoroner #Boobies #BoobiesOfMastodon #BannedInBritain

• Post #4274056

  IF I RAN THE ZOO The biggest problem I encounter When I daydream "If I Ran The Zoo" Is what to do with all the bodies After the hangings are through The numbers you may be thinking Are probably too few Add another zero Better yet, make it two #PoultryCoroner

• Post #4194183

  FATALISTIC, SIMPLISTIC (Tick Tick Tick...) It's bearable outside This will change shortly As the sun rises higher It already sears where it hits We're supposed to hit 40 100 for you Fahrenheit folk This coming Thursday Another spike in deaths The old, and the frail Collapsing In the deadly heat The coldest summer for the rest of our lives You're going to hear that a lot Because it's true There's talk about "the tipping point" There's mention of 1.5 d...

• Post #4188603

  PEEP SHOW There's a peep show Running in my head Constantly It doesn't stop Ever Everyone Has a part #PoultryCoroner

• Post #4120405

  I HAD A DREAM #PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🫧

• Post #4105035

  HAIKU 0850 I think about you Far more often than I should Mon petit chou chou #Haiku #Senryu #17Syllables #PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🫧

• Post #4080339

  WET DAYDREAM Daydreamin' 'bout you in the shower I imagine it smells like flowers As you lather up your hair Scrubby scrub down there Hot water spray Rinsing suds away And that one bubble trailing down the back of your leg #PoultryCoroner

• Post #4063617

  Gah. 🙄 I tried to watch the new Odyssey. I made it 22 minutes.

• Post #4056573

  ANOTHER DAYDREAM Breakfast is done Dessert is smoked, too Synapses snapping I'm thinking of you Your feet tap tap tapping The inside of my skull As you dance Bright coloured dancer In mad tarantella Arms waving wild Steps helter skelter Your feet tap tap tapping The inside of my skull As you dance #PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆💃

• Post #4049434

  Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. A gray morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Consider this proof of life. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. #PiñataTheRich #Luigi ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 Слава Укр...

• Post #4030504

  CASSANDRA MEETS FERMI IN A DARK ALLEY There are solutions To the catastrophes upon us The solutions Are obvious Are inconvenient Are painful Are monstrous We refuse to wipe our own ass So here we are Descending into burning chaos Smothering in our own shit #PoultryCoroner

• Post #4006702

  #Audrey

• Post #3993214

  ODE TO A BOOGER I love it when I pick my nose And the booger has a string A long, thick, gnarly mucous hose Reaching almost to my brain It feels so cool when it comes out Sliding slowly through my sinus Leaving me with little doubt This was one of the finest #PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆👃

• Post #3987418

  #Audrey

• Post #3981445

  For the night is dark, and full of terrors. #RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

• Post #3937144

  CRAYONS There are many colors In my box of crayons Not all are bright and shiny Some are dark and gloomy Some snarl and bite But a great variety Some are missing I know where they are I see the colors they draw Beautiful hues under the horizon But no longer mine Others have been lost Somewhere in the detritus of time Never to be seen again Some are locked in a box Buried under my bed Never seeing the light of day Sometimes they break through Into the palette of my dreams #PoultryCoroner

• Post #3918025

  EASY PEASY There are easy answers Unfortunately Nice people Are just too nice To kill the bad guys #Tanka #NotTanka #PoultryCoroner

• Post #3903474

  NO DEBATE WITH KIERKEGAARD I've stared into the abyss The abyss stared back No doubt I'm a monster I have a plan, a pogrom, if you will Against the rich No doubt I'm a monster Nazis, too, all dangling in a row Shitting themselves as they twitch No doubt I'm a monster When all is said and done It would have to be my turn I, monster Cart my carcass away Let it rot #PoultryCoroner

• Post #3902327

  Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. Another clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace... while it's cool, the humidity is outrageous, and even 18°c is sticky sweaty. Kittys are fed. Too soon for meds, but I'm ready. Oh, yes. I am ready. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a N...

• Post #3861654

  CASSANDRA YODELS INTO THE VOID Sea levels are rising By the mid 30s Everyone will notice Assuming everyone is still there Droughts and heat waves Are already commonplace Storms are getting worse, too It took a lot To get it started That metaphorical boulder Atop that metaphorical hill Here we are That metaphorical boulder Has started It's coming down Gathering speed Gathering energy It'll take a lot more effort An ever growing amount more Over an ever longer time period To get it to...

• Post #3813975

  Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself