@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website
2019-02-05 13:23 UTC
basking on a beautiful beach but the sand is huel powder. every time a wave washes up upon the shore it makes a batch of fresh huel. it is very convenient for my busy lifestyle. the smell is absolutely unspeakable
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@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website 2019-02-05 15:00
pitching my "huel beach, a beach made of huel" ad campaign to the manufacturers of Huel over and over again and getting shot down each time. refusing to remove the phrase "the nauseating smell of thick, fetid seawater poisoned with stale and rotting huel will never truly wash out of your clothes or hair" from the end slate. don draper would make them realise they loved it and so will i
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@kirstyyarr@4eva.online 2019-02-05 14:18
@pisscotheque this post is so upsetting
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@Galdrakinn@todon.nl 2019-02-06 21:02
@pisscotheque Cursed
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@mbrmark@mastodon.world 2022-11-06 11:02
@pisscotheque huel?