@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website
2019-02-05 15:00 UTC
pitching my "huel beach, a beach made of huel" ad campaign to the manufacturers of Huel over and over again and getting shot down each time. refusing to remove the phrase "the nauseating smell of thick, fetid seawater poisoned with stale and rotting huel will never truly wash out of your clothes or hair" from the end slate. don draper would make them realise they loved it and so will i
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@pig@jorts.horse 2019-02-05 15:31
@pisscotheque this is truly dire and I love it
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@pig@jorts.horse 2022-11-06 02:04
@pisscotheque three and a half years on, has huel beach exceeded or simply achieved your highest dreams?