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@VeryBadLlama@mas.to

2024-05-08 22:31 UTC

I have eaten the brain that was in RFK Jr and which he was probably saving to run for President forgive me it was delicious and I am just a worm

Replies (14)

  • @OldAndCranky@sfba.social 2024-05-08 22:34

    @VeryBadLlama@mas.to ::standing and applauding::

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  • @VeryBadLlama@mas.to best take so far

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  • @VeryBadLlama@mas.to Perfect. No notes.

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  • @Obdurodon@hachyderm.io 2024-05-08 22:38

    @VeryBadLlama@mas.to Would you still love me if I was a worm eating RFK Jr's tiny brain?

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  • @KevinMarks@xoxo.zone 2024-05-08 23:29

    @VeryBadLlama@mas.to De Vermis The worm drives helically through the wood And does not know the dust left in the bore Once made the table integral and good; And suddenly the crystal hits the floor. Electrons find their paths in subtle ways, A massless eddy in a trail of smoke; The names of lovers, light of other days -- Perhaps you will not miss them. That's the joke.

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  • @MarionDonnelly@sfba.social 2024-05-09 00:05

    @VeryBadLlama@mas.to 🤣🤣🤣

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  • @patcanfield@mastodon.social 2024-05-09 00:08

    @VeryBadLlama@mas.to you must've doubled you weight!

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  • @Nazani@universeodon.com 2024-05-09 01:40

    @VeryBadLlama@mas.to I regret to inform you that brain was full of mercury and so you died

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  • @bmoreinis@federated.press 2024-05-09 02:51

    @VeryBadLlama@mas.to you posted this 4 hours ago but Lana posted hers 9. Just asking! @Lana@beige.party

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  • @catsnfats@mastodon.world 2024-05-09 04:14

    @VeryBadLlama@mas.to y’all thought I was a caterpillar.

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  • @riggbeck@mastodon.social 2024-05-09 07:25

    @VeryBadLlama@mas.to You have to wonder if the worm died of shock when it found itself in RFK Jr's brain.

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  • @herrLorenz@chaos.social 2024-05-10 02:16

    @VeryBadLlama@mas.to This has to be accompanied by badly played congas, a base guitar out of sight, cigarette smoke, stretched out to at least two minutes of performance

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  • @Gravewyck@eldritch.cafe 2024-05-11 23:05

    @VeryBadLlama@mas.to In the profaned halls of governance, where shadows cast long, and truth slinks into obscurity, it becomes evident that the requisite for those who wield power is not an intellect sharp as the guillotine's blade but rather an ego vast as the spheres and principles as malleable as clay. Here, in this grand theater of vanities, politicians need not burden themselves with the weight of cerebral endeavors. No, what they require is but a mirror's sheen to reflect back for each supporter a caricature of their ill-formed vision of a savior, a visage onto which the masses may paint their fervent hopes and wildest dreams. In this masquerade, the mind is but a secondary player; it is the heart's folly and the soul’s vanity that grants the politicians the power freely given by the governed.

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  • @VeryBadLlama@mas.to seriously underrated poem, tbh

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