@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website
2026-05-11 08:41 UTC
woke up laughing from another dream... i imagined this advert for John Deere tractors, which was shot like an advert for an expensive car, a model-handsome man in a straw farmer's hat at the wheel of a shiny red tractor, pulling a haystack in a trailer, cruising around the winding roads in the italian mountains. lots of those panning shots taken by a drone. the part that woke me up was the accompanying song - a contemplative, strummy guitar waltz in the james blunt style, and the lyrics went:
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@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website 2026-05-11 08:42
"John Deere tractors, they're brothers in hay, John Deere tractors, they're brothers in hay (x2) Driving down the road, left turn right turn, Left turn right turn, What if they leave me? What if they leave each other? Always stay together, you brothers in hay"
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@internetsdairy@mastodon.art 2026-05-11 08:42
@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website how how how did the lyrics go
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@bright_helpings@mspsocial.net 2026-05-11 10:24
@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website I'm so delighted that it was a red tractor (the nemesis of John Deere)
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@earsmeardius@mastodon.social 2026-05-11 10:53
@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD0CZlo7ApM
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@BDA@monads.online 2026-05-11 13:06
@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website fun fact: Lamborghini began as a tractor manufacturer