2026-05-06 12:59 UTC
Replies (12)
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@crashtestdev@woof.tech 2026-05-06 13:00
@mattgrayyes@chaos.social find a spoon maybe? :blobfoxthinkowo:
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@domi@donotsta.re 2026-05-06 13:02
@mattgrayyes life is a quest to find meaning in the world, and I think you got one step closer with this one.
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@celestia@tech.lgbt 2026-05-06 13:07
@mattgrayyes find something to dip in the mayo, and maybe find some people willing to collaborate :bunhdthink:
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@discontinuity@infosec.exchange 2026-05-06 13:31
@mattgrayyes eat it with chopsticks?
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@smol_entity@cubhub.social 2026-05-06 13:31
@mattgrayyes you were supposed to sink into mayo
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@folfdk@helvede.net 2026-05-06 13:35
@mattgrayyes I give this joke 5/5
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@j5v@mastodon.social 2026-05-06 13:43
@mattgrayyes May the Sith be with you.
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@WizardOfDocs@wandering.shop 2026-05-06 15:15
@mattgrayyes dip hot peppers in it
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@Kathee_HDS@tech.lgbt 2026-05-06 15:32
@mattgrayyes Classic mistake, it's "Sink all the mayo" you should have put it in a container and dropped it in the biggest body of water around.
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@zzzp@tech.lgbt 2026-05-06 20:30
@mattgrayyes I dropped a jar in the canal.
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@AdaraAstin@supervolcano.angryshark.eu 2026-05-06 21:17
@mattgrayyes Get in and splash around?
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@river@toot.cat 2026-05-06 21:29
@mattgrayyes If you did it a day earlier in East Scotland, you should have flushed it. This would mayo the Forth.