2026-10-01 19:25 UTC
Whenever I dish up spaghetti bolognaise, I always give myself a secret layer of cheese on top of the pasta BEFORE the sauce goes on top. Then I put a normal amount on the top so my family think I'm a normal person and not a greedy cunt.
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social 2026-10-01 19:34
@fesshole@mastodon.social In the words of humor columnist Dave Barry, "A calorie is a unit of how good food tastes."