Post #926376
2026-04-03 19:04 UTC
My bag got pulled for extra screening. The reason? I had a folded up newspaper in it. When the TSA agent pulled it out, she said, “A newspaper‽ Where did you get that? Who has a newspaper in 2026??”
Replies (5)
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@jessamyn@glammr.us 2026-04-04 01:27
@abdalian I both have a subscription to my local newspaper and admire your use of the interrobang.
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@davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social 2026-04-05 10:54
@abdalian Have they ever tried lining the bottom of a birdcage with an iPad? It doesn't work! Don't ask me how I know this.
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@mroach@ublog.mroach.com 2026-04-05 11:04
@abdalian I have a print subscription to The Onion. That’s about all the news I want to consume.
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@fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk 2026-04-05 13:33
@abdalian "i do."
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@ChuckMcManis@chaos.social 2026-04-05 17:37
@abdalian Because I always carry a copy of the print edition of The Onion!