2026-09-19 12:30 UTC
1. We have identified [Closed Door] as a problem.
2. [Meowing Loudly] looks, on paper, like it would solve [Closed Door].
3. We will do [Meowing Loudly]!
4. Hmm, we have observed that [Meowing Loudly] did not fix [Closed Door].
5. We must do [Meowing Loudly] more!
6. It appears that [Meowing Loudly] is actually causing secondary effects that exacerbate [Closed Door].
7. Do even more [Meowing Loudly]! Look, our predictions from step 2 said [Meowing Loudly] will fix [Closed Door]!
Replies (2)
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@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange 2026-09-19 15:30
@catsalad@infosec.exchange closed door: something your pet desperately needs to be on the other side of
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@ohad@mathstodon.xyz 2026-09-19 18:17
@catsalad@infosec.exchange You should try the new [Loud Meows], they're so much better.