@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website
2026-04-18 02:59 UTC
just awoke suddenly from a dream in which they invented the walking avocado as a replacement for the horse. the sheer amount of column inches devoted to discussing the supposed energy efficiency savings was insane
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@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website 2026-04-18 03:00
it dominated the news cycle for weeks
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@exchgr@mastodon.world 2026-04-18 03:35
@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website it’s because of its superior oval contours
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@thegarbagebird@theblower.au 2026-04-18 04:44
@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website this is the world we deserve
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@davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social 2026-04-18 04:45
@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website Avocados? In this economy?
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@OrdRadical@beige.party 2026-04-18 06:53
@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website Def better aerodynamics...
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@eli@gts.collective-conciousness.monster 2026-04-18 07:09
@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website it's actually just a ground sloth
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@internetsdairy@mastodon.art 2026-04-18 09:36
@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website does the walking avocado have four legs, or two (so you would ride it like a tauntaun)? Or some other option, e.g. centipede style
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@sexybenfranklin@smores.town 2026-04-18 11:59
@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website from the twisted mind of amory pisscotheque