2026-06-30 03:43 UTC
I WENT TO THE GREAT AMERICAN STATE FAIR TO GET A SNACK AND EVERYONE WAS EITHER JACKING OFF, WRITING A THINK PIECE FOR A LEGACY MEDIA ORGANIZATION, OR GETTING PAID TO BE THERE.
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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party 2026-06-30 03:47
I WENT LOOKING FOR THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF A FRIED TWINKIE, BUT I HAD TO SETTLE FOR KELSEY ABLES. IT'S LIKE IF RADICCHIO WAS A PERSON.
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@darren@c.im 2026-06-30 03:50
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party Trump's just a carney barker looking marks at the great Unamerican state fair.
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@TheAuthorVivian@mastodon.world 2026-06-30 03:50
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party I hope you haven't been trampled by the overcrowding…🤣
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@Salty@mastodon.nz 2026-06-30 03:52
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party OK BUT HOW WAS THE SNACK