Post #790350
2026-02-26 21:39 UTC
Replies (13)
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@desea@snug.moe 2026-03-18 11:59
@julia installing nixos to disprove this(inventing girlmitosis)
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@specificprotagonist@tech.lgbt 2026-03-18 09:38
@julia i keep trying but she still hasn't gotten pregnant no matter how much we frot :(
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@mercurial@booping.synth.download 2026-03-18 08:56
@julia@eepy.moe nah I bet nix users will make asexual reproduction possible in humans
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@tanja@mastodon.catgirl.cloud 2026-03-18 08:37
:nixos: :neocat_flag_trans: :systemd_pats:
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@eruonna@chaosfem.tw 2026-02-27 00:52
@julia my build is submissive and breedable
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@Override@mk.absturztau.be 2026-02-26 23:31
@julia@eepy.moe this still requires more empirical testing.
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@mossfet@solarpunk.moe 2026-02-26 22:11
@julia ironically compared to arch, gentoo, nixos, fedora users, despite the name, are probably the linux users who have the most sex
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@natty@astolfo.social 2026-02-26 22:01
@julia@eepy.moe can confirm I got pregnant the second I uninstalled it
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@sodiboo@gaysex.cloud 2026-02-26 21:59
@julia@eepy.moe I don't need to. mommy is the nix store. she reproduced me she can reproduce more
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@leah@blahaj.social 2026-02-26 21:54
@julia they don't reproduce, they just proselytize
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@saige@social.szp.lol 2026-02-26 21:43
@julia@eepy.moe i fucking wish i could.
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@the_cjuty@chaosfurs.social 2026-03-18 08:04
@julia just did...
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@eragon@pl.eragon.re 2026-02-26 21:45
@julia@eepy.moe hey! That was MY joke!