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saige@social.szp.lol

puppygirl, it/its or she/her but it/its preferred 💜 <a href="https://social.szp.lol/@nea" class="u-url mention">@nea</a>'s puppy <3 puppy uses nixos. labeled as a label enjoyer

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Post #3424509
imagine if your dick was like a siphon and you could suck up liquids with it and you sucked up peanut butter with it
Post #3129960
huh just realized i have never put a trans flag on my profile here something something guess im cis now /s
Post #2768662
decided to try vivaldi and it uh, does not seem to work right on wayland??? at least with niri (i have two different display resolutions) ughhhh
Post #2768661
oh right there's like a sharkey update isnt there oops
Post #2768660
i completely forgot apple used to put the flash under the glass on the iphone 8 (or maybe this is a 7 or one of the latter SEs) wonder why they stopped doing that
Post #2768659
done RE: https://social.szp.lol/notes/amjoghp4goli0016
Post #2768658
eepy puppy
Post #2768657
what the fuck the glass on my phone is like, delaminating in a corner? or something is happening, idrk
Post #2284968
why is everything so hard (i have to choose a web framework for a project i need to whip together in like 3 days and also i have an exam to study for)
Post #2284967
"global outage" yeah shut the fuck up UITS you fucking idiots were leaking the last 4 of SSNs until a dumb puppygirl faggot found it and sent you a condescending email LOL RE: https://social.szp.lol/notes/alzk0zh9cbeo001k
Post #2284966
Here are the steps we have taken since we became aware of the incident. We have: - Revoked privileged credentials and access tokens associated with affected systems - Deployed patches to enhance system security - Out of an abundance of caution, we rotated certain keys, even though there is no evidence they were misused - Implemented increased monitoring across all platformslol! thank you instructure for leaking my info and making it impossible to study &lt;3 RE: https://social.szp.lol/notes...
Post #2284961
if i leaked grades id lose my job and probably go to jail. instructure leaks grades and the ceo gets a slightly smaller bonus Σ:D
Post #2284959
hhh
Post #2284957
While some institutions have begun restoring limited Canvas functionality, IU has not yet received independent third-party confirmation that the Canvas environment is secure.i guess instructure’s “external forensic partner” wasn’t good enough for uits lol
Post #2233529
INSTRUCTURE DOWN DURING FINALS WEEK LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post #1948989
hhhhhhhh i just wanna be a little computer puppy thing and be configured in nix hhh why can’t this happen to me :(
Post #1874974
imagine if they put a puppy on a governing board RE: https://mastodon.matrix.org/users/matrix/statuses/116503688627167633
Post #1362599
@Iconfactory@iconfactory.world thx for making such an awesome wallpaper <3