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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

2026-07-08 01:07 UTC

I TALKED TO MITCH MCCONNELL FOR 20 MINUTES. I DESCRIBED A WEIRD RASH TO HIM. HE COULDN'T HANG UP BECAUSE HE'S A TURNIP NOW.

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  • @LRRRonEarth@beige.party 2026-07-08 01:18

    HE SAID, "I LOVE YOU, LRRR," AND I SAID "SHUT UP! ANYWAY, IT'S GOT RED FLECKS OF SCAB FLAKING OFF AROUND THE EDGES AND IT STINKS. LIKE, BAD POTATO STENCH STINK. AND IT'S GROWING."

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  • @LRRRonEarth@beige.party I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes. I explained how the ISBN was developed, how the place of manufacture says all bound materials are made in ‘Bookland,’ and how the numbers are sequential but must pass a mathematical test which means they do not increase by one integer for each title or differing binding format. I went overtime. When I left, he was kneeling on the floor, weeping, and begging to be “put out of my misery… for the love of GOD, please kill me…”

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  • @James@beige.party 2026-07-08 02:36

    @LRRRonEarth@beige.party Maybe he is just a good listener. Imagine a politician not interrupting someone speaking.

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  • @LRRRonEarth@beige.party Now? 🤨

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