Post #587457
2026-03-08 00:27 UTC
Me unboxing a new computer in 2016: oh, this is so exciting! Look how stylish you are, let's see all the new stuff you can do for me.
Me unboxing a new computer in 2026: yeah, yeah, big woop. Shut the fuck up! I said shut up! It does ONLY what Mommy wants or it gets the belt. Don't even try to contact Google, you traitorous piece of crap.
I miss the old days.
#computers #google #surveillance #privacy #enshittification
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@arisummerland@beige.party 2026-03-08 00:44
@temporal_spider I cried when I unboxed my 2012 MacBook Pro. (I still have it. It's in delightfully clean condition, too.) I haven't felt that way about a laptop since -- for many, many reasons.