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Post #515610

2026-03-03 21:43 UTC

French people really like to speak French and get miffed if you ask them to speak English. But we learned a hack! If you accidentally respond to them in Dutch, they'll quickly ask you to speak English instead!

Replies (9)

  • @deborahh@cosocial.ca 2026-03-03 23:51

    @smeg @rayckeith works in Quebec too πŸ˜‰

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  • @dfyx@social.helios42.de 2026-03-04 10:40

    @smeg In my personal experience, the best option for native German speakers is to speak French with a really thick German accent and within two sentences they'll tell you in perfect accent-free German that they've lived half their life in Alsace and are currently working for a German company.

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  • @JSteven@wandering.shop 2026-03-04 10:49

    @smeg I have a friend who claimed he learned the best way to deal with snooty and uncooperative waiters in France was to yell at them in German.

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  • @smeg Life Hack: learn a new language so that you don’t have to learn French. Perfect πŸ‡«πŸ‡·

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  • @ploum@mamot.fr 2026-03-04 10:56

    @smeg : you are probably confusing French and Belgian. A true French, when confronted with a non-French speaker, will START SPEAK-ING FRECH LOU-DER AND SLO-WER

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  • @BoredomFestival@sfba.social 2026-03-04 11:21

    @smeg I don't think this is as true as it used to be 25+ years ago. In recent trips to France, we found that just making even a crappy-but-earnest attempt to speak French almost always gets a response of "English is ok"

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  • @sotolf@polymaths.social 2026-03-04 11:48

    @smeg Yeah, weird how people like to speak their native language rather than the one they are forced to speak eh?...

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  • @iceqbe@infosec.exchange 2026-03-04 12:40

    @smeg That's because they fear French speaking Dutch people. Watching Chateau Meiland, my ears almost started bleeding from the French with heavy Dutch accent 😭. I love both my neighbour Dutchmen and Frenchmen, but please don't butcher eachothers language πŸ˜†.

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  • @mdione@en.osm.town 2026-03-04 16:57

    @smeg 16ya the tip Inwas given was to do the proper protocol ("good morning, mr/mrs, escuse me") and the ask if they sopke English, all that in French. It was a single phrase, and worked like ancharm all the time. At most fhey would say "non", but not get angry at you.

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