2026-05-17 03:33 UTC
Pizza Dog gets his own issue and you kids know how I feel about dogs, much less Pizza Dog, and even if I didn't, holy shit, it is fucking beautiful. If you don't even care about any of this shit, you will love Pizza Dog and, if you don't love Pizza Dog, well, I guess it is good for society in that we have now identified you as a sociopath.
HE DOES DOG SLEUTHING. WHILST STILL BEING A DOG AND NOT SOME ANTHROPOMORPHICIZED CARTOON ABOMINATION.
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@GrimmReality@beige.party 2026-05-17 03:46
I guess I should stipulate, I'm not shitting on anthropomorphicized cartoon dogs generally - they're fine, I think, as a cartoon idiom - was just more thinking mutant talking dogs like Dynomutt or Scooby-doo, who both suck. Like, in the narrative, Pizza Dog is a DOG-dog. And a very guh-boy.