Post #47949
2025-12-10 04:48 UTC
Replies (19)
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@over_clox@lemmy.world 2025-12-10 05:00
This brings me no corn
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@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2025-12-10 05:24
I would read that horror story. Imagine unexpectedly facing eternity with The Spanish Inquisition, conquistadors, various other brutal imperialist forces and having it presented to you as a rare honor for a lifetime of Christian service. I imagine it like “The Good Place” except it isn’t a comedy.
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@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2025-12-10 05:25
Evangelicals after the rapture: “You know what would make heaven even better… Limp Bizkit”
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@Lexam@lemmy.world 2025-12-10 09:15
Upvote for KC.
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@SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 2025-12-10 09:39
Noooooo, not eternal hyyms!!
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@ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2025-12-10 09:45
Just because you weren’t intellectually and/or emotionally competently enough to believe in the Creator doesn’t mean you didn’t act right and that He’d just disregard you. And certainly many of these hypocrites will taste Hell before righteous “nonbelievers”. 👍
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@JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 2025-12-10 10:54
Christians (followers of Paul) are all heretics. I’m a follower of Christ Himself, not these Romans who killed Him and then appropriated His message. Jesus was black, there’s no such thing as Hell, Donald Trump is the Antichrist, Eve was a trans woman, and the government is lying about 9/11!
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@FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2025-12-10 13:04
This was fucking hilarious, thanks
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@ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 2025-12-10 13:06
I’ve actually been told by a Christian that I act more like a Christian than some of the Christians they know after sharing with them how I am trying to put my Anarchist beliefs in action through practicing mutual aid and building my community. I hope they realize they can do the same thing and still be Christian. God doesn’t love the state and if He does, well…
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@sirico@feddit.uk 2025-12-10 13:33
Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves. 13 “It is written,” he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer,’[a] but you are making it ‘a den of robbers. Anyway put money in the basket for my jet
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@SlurpingPus__dup_9090@lemmy.world 2025-12-10 14:55
Ain’t happening, since belief in God is reiterated time and again as the main requirement for anyone to get any heaven time. Even Jesus was going “if you don’t believe my father and me, then get fucked”.
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@BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2025-12-10 15:13
God’s up there to greet everybody, and he’s like “Who the fuck are all YOU people?”
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@RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2025-12-10 16:23
God doesn’t care if you’re christian or not all he cares is if you ate enough chili dogs. Needless to say nobody who died before the mid 20th century went to heaven.
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@Knightfox@lemmy.world 2025-12-11 01:53
…Win? Jokes aside, if you don’t believe in god and end up going to heaven because you were actually a good person that would be a win in my book, but I would imagine the atheist in this event would be eternally upset that they were wrong in their actual premise. Joke is more funny if you ended up in a non-Christian afterlife.
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@Tollana1234567__dup_9846@lemmy.today 2025-12-11 05:54
in american dad, the rapture episode, thats exactly what sorta happened, hayley, steve both got “ascended” but they were also agnostic/athiest themselves. the priest was also left behind,.
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@33550336@lemmy.world 2025-12-11 07:18
Jesus is in my top 5 leftists ever 💖
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@DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 2025-12-11 10:13
coming soon to theatres: “left behind: the reversal”
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@Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 2025-12-11 14:10
If there is a bigger entity, it should not care how it is named by you nor if you believe in such entity, but how you did behave and that you cared for others not only yourself. And if the entity is indeed forcing you to believe in its existence more than in how you behave, then it is a shitty entity, which I don’t care what it thinks about me.
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@JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 2025-12-11 15:01
Plot twist: the algorithm was based on behavior, not branding.