Post #49202
2025-12-10 16:23 UTC
God doesn’t care if you’re christian or not all he cares is if you ate enough chili dogs. Needless to say nobody who died before the mid 20th century went to heaven.
Replies (3)
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@Kolanaki@pawb.social 2025-12-10 16:32
God is Sonic the Hedgehog.
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@uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 2025-12-11 02:55
Possibly if you died really young. Christianity promotes infant mortality.
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@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2025-12-11 04:13
dies God: “Timmy… Exactly how many chili dogs do you eat a day?”