Post #4397547
2026-08-05 22:20 UTC
I love my girlfriend. But I really wish she wouldn't say "I'm gonna gobble-wobble your knobby-bobble" when she gets horny. It's kinda off putting.
Replies (5)
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@CppGuy@infosec.space 2026-08-05 22:39
@fesshole@mastodon.social If I'm honest, it sounds like a price worth paying. 😄
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@chloehodges@vee.seedy.cc 2026-08-05 22:24
@fesshole@mastodon.social tf you mean that’s off putting? I would rather say to my own boyfriend that “I’m gonna get that sausage of yours rock hard like fuckin crazy until it begs for mercy”
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@michaelgemar@cosocial.ca 2026-08-05 22:28
@fesshole@mastodon.social Especially when “knobby-bobble” is what she calls your big toe.
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@ephemeromorph@topspicy.social 2026-08-05 22:33
@fesshole@mastodon.social Are you dating Gollum?
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@MrAndrewD@aus.social 2026-08-05 22:39
@fesshole@mastodon.social If only there was something you could do about it.