Post #4263714

So I feel a little odd about something. I have lived in Colorado, California, Montana, Texas, and New Mexico. If you made a line from Montana to Texas, I have visited every state West of that except for Alaska. So including Hawaii. I've visited Minnesota and Illinois and Landed in New York en route to Scotland. I've visited Europe twice, now I live in Germany. So I have visited, Wales, England, Scotland, France, the Netherlands, Belgium and now I live in Germany. I'm about to vacation in Ireland. I realize I am a bit of an outlier but seriously how in the ever living fuck are there people that have never left their home town? Even if I didn't have a car I had two individual friends that would just show up at my house and be like "Get in loser, we're going to Yellowstone" then depending on your friend you might have a nice weekend in Yellowstone or might somehow go and get drunk and wind up in Vietnam. Humans are persistence predators. Our locking knees are so efficient at moving that we will make our dogs exhausted before we've exercised at all. If you stayed in your home town you have failed your evolutionary assignment and you have the audacity to be proud. Like you are better than me for making your best Apple Tree impression. Sorry I don't think it's normal to stay so stationary that you blend in with the rock strata. My persistence predator genes say "MOVE" so I move. Or "there's flowing water over there, follow it" and I will. If there is an ocean I will cross it. That's what we do. We power walked Mammoths to extinction, y'all. It's not my fault you stuck your dick in some purity ring having virgin at prom and just decided to sit on ass and forfeit evolution. There's a reason the insult is Evolutionsbremse in German. Evolution Brakes. You had to stop doing what you were supposed to to fuck up evolution that bad. Darwin is calling. Rant over -Signed a Golden Retriever Girlfriend that will dance at the door before walkies happen.