Post #4241783
2026-07-30 13:19 UTC
Boost for reach please.
As someone who is ND and doesn't personally use pickup lines, I'm curious-do *you* use them? Share the best(or worst)pickup lines you've ever heard or used.
#pickuplines #boostforreach
Replies (3)
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@ActuallyAubrey@void.lgbt 2026-07-30 13:20
@aces_funhouse@kinkycats.org I could never actually use pickup lines, but I think they're hilarious nonetheless. My favourite horrible one is "are you my pinky toe? Cuz I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house"
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@ezri@shitpost.trade 2026-07-30 13:26
@aces_funhouse@kinkycats.org like,, canned ones? nah,, that feels like,, disrespectful and its also not as much fun like the fun of flirting is the freestyling, jamming together
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@JaxVent@lgbtqia.space 2026-07-31 11:45
@aces_funhouse@kinkycats.org Real conversation in a bar about 20 years ago (before diagnosis) Man: How much does a polar bear weigh? Me: About 1000lbs i'd guess Man: Neither do I but it broke the ice Me: Huh? Man: You were supposed to say 'I dont know' Me: Why? Man wanders off