ezri/emily

ezri@shitpost.trade

rat cherisher, computer toucher, and bisexual disasternow with hobbies! such as: reading sci-fi, (analog) photography, cycling, programming (sometimes), cooking, bakingboosts & DMs okie, compliments welcome if you are a child (or literally my mom) please do not interact with my sex posting thanks"do not let ezri cook" – <a href="https://is.badat.dev/users/Mae" class="u-url mention">@Mae</a>banner by <a href="https://shitpost.trade/@xyla" class="u-url mention">@xyla</a>

Posts

Post #4446629
RE: https://todon.nl/@emilyenco/117059375298964942 i grew up using ubuntu on the family computer for up to half an hour every day and it made me not a gamer because the only three games i could play were super tux kart, supertux 2 and 0 A.D. so do that if you dont want your child to become a gamer
Post #4435228
*chomp*
Post #4423754
just so wild to me that there are ppl out there who aren't switches like what
Post #4359423
wrafff
Post #4352709
my weakness, being told to "x like a good boy" or "be a good boy and x",,
Post #4310369
i would 100% date myself, because i have a thing for getting abused
Post #4239262
@lynn@smol.ch jfc damn
Post #4107236
i really can't get enough of how leaves come out on the funny purple film :> praktica nova ii + helios-44M, lomography lomochrome purple xr @ 200 #photography #analogphotography #warsaw
Post #4095111
spec fops: the line
Post #3989133
emily :)
Post #3987214
cyan is such a goated color omfg praktica nova ii + helios-44M, lomography lomochrome purple xr @ 200 #photography #analogphotography
Post #3835044
the stork market is going crazy rn
Post #3756183
RE: https://void.rehab/notes/aok8xlr8c6sn6886 i feel scammed :c
Post #3755259
the ideal program is one which takes no inputs and produces no output
Post #3657353
longboarding in my kilt always makes me feel like the sickest motherfucker on the road ngl
Post #3540943
"papers, please" but it's about trans healthcare and you have to ask them increasingly inappropriate questions
Post #3498276
lomochrome purple xr (@ 200, iirc) #photography #analogphotography #delft
Post #3463505
RE: https://shitpost.trade/@ezri/116831441914986093 forgot what prompted this
Post #3456453
r/edc my (25X, unemployed/puppy) daily kit
Post #3426360
making up a really smart type of guy, the artificial guy intelligence
Post #3405184
bratwurst when obedientwurst enters scene:
Post #3330980
praktica nova ii + helios-44M, lomochrome purple (@200) #photography #delft
Post #3308475
i would choose to suffer the ice planet in a heartbeat if it meant being free from current gendered and sexualized society lmao. sign the the damned fuck up
Post #3308474
> The First Mobile, if one is sent, must be warned that unless he is very self-assured, or senile, his pride will suffer. A man wants his virility regarded, a woman wants her femininity appreciated, however indirect and subtle the indications of regard and appreciation. On Winter they will not exist. One is respected and judged only as a human being. It is an appalling experience. what?? fucking skill issue lmao
Post #2560259
normalizing asking before a date whether you should wear deodorant is a queer issue
Post #2436506
concept: german dom that makes you fax them 3 forms every time you want to play with yourself
Post #2388301
the inventor of the schengen area has reportedly pitched a new idea. they&#39;re calling it the schengen volume
Post #2346690
good morning. boobs on timeline
Post #2325064
remote rattestation
Post #2261335
worf is so autistic