*landbastard intensifies at the right of replacing a 2 dollar light switch".
2026-07-29 12:07 UTC
Replies (22)
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@CyroSignal@lemmy.world 2026-07-29 12:29
Lol
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@velma@sh.itjust.works 2026-07-29 12:37
A landlord complaining about having to do their job? Shocked
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@ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2026-07-29 12:48
Well, if you think that’s bad you should get a job
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@ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2026-07-29 12:47
Can I be unemployed from home? UFH
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@RiverRock@lemmy.ml 2026-07-29 13:33
Damn, poor landlord will have to spend a little more of my fucking money to fix it.
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@finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2026-07-29 13:49
You can live in the home you pay rent for, but only during certain hours.
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@ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2026-07-29 13:56
So much woe is me with these fuckers. If it’s so terrible being a landlord then sell up and get a job.
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@Magister@lemmy.world 2026-07-29 14:29
Isn’t a light switch 99¢ or less especially if you buy a pack of 10 ? This does not justify a $200/month increase if you WFH like I saw in an ad. I wasn’t sure it was a joke or not
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@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2026-07-29 14:54
Just wait until I get my package of live termites in the mail! I ordered it off of amazon while I was working from home!
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@cannedheat@lemmy.ml 2026-07-29 15:14
If I’m paying rent, I’ll be in the unit as often as I damn well please. Simple as.
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@ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 2026-07-29 15:41
Just to check, this isn’t someone pretending to be a poor landlord complaining about themselves being at home all day?
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@klep@lemmy.ml 2026-07-29 16:45
Dead Kennedys had a solution
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@slacktoid@lemmy.ml 2026-07-29 17:06
Let me play a dirge using the worlds smallest violin
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@zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2026-07-29 17:10
So, we get rent discounts for going on vacation then right?
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@TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-07-29 18:04
So you rent an apartment, but are only allowed to be there a certain amount of hours per day? What’s next, every 5min you have to listen to ads? Only allowed to use the toilet 3 times a day, otherwise the toilet door hinges will wear too fast?
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@Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 2026-07-29 21:14
Upvote for landbastard
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@StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 2026-07-29 22:07
Is this legally enforceable? Or can we just lie?
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@Folstar@lemmus.org 2026-07-29 22:08
Mao had the right idea about landlords
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@tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 2026-07-29 22:19
This guy isn’t a landlord. Property’s degrade far quicker and worse when left unoccupied for long periods of time. Leaks go unreported. Water freezes in the pipe. Air becomes damp and mold takes over. Squatters move in and trash the place.
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@pleiades@lemmy.ml 2026-07-30 01:05
Won’t someone think of the landlords? They’re the real heroes who run society, without them no one would have a place to live! /s
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@UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2026-07-30 04:44
I spend every moment in can in my Basement. I paid for it, im gonna use it!
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-07-30 04:56
The only explanation I’ve heard that makes sense is when it’s running a business out of the home and you have clients/customers coming and going. The increase in traffic is not accounted for in their insurance and blah blah. Extending that to WFH is either someone not understanding some landlord’s rights posts they read on some dark corner of the internet or, I don’t know, idiocy? Either way you’re signaling you’ll be a problem landlord.