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• Post #3684247

  Why are all higher ups in unions complete caricatures of higher ups in unions? Gold chain. Cigar. Flattened pearhead. Gold bracelet. Gold rings. Blubber farm almost grown enough to be an ICE agent. What gives?

• Post #2860570

  Better that than the surrealist ones.

• Post #1027426

  Fly carefully! The nukes come from there! Seen it in movies! Farmer diligently bailing his hay and suddenly a nuke flies out of the ground behind him, the poor bastard!

• Post #1000855

  Yes, but not everyone wants to wipe leaves on their anus in front of others.

• Post #1000176

  Thank you for subscribing to Bean Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about Beans! Beans are tough! Scientists have successfully germinated a 10,000-year-old bean found in the Arctic! (To cancel Bean Facts, reply )

• Post #953572

  Thank you for subscribing to Bean Facts! You can freeze cooked beans for up to six months! Before reheating, thaw them in the refrigerator overnight! (To cancel Bean Facts, reply )

• Post #919934

  I like a bit of gorgonzola.

• Post #908627

  Thank you for subscribing to Bean Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about Beans! Beans from thousands of years ago are genetically very close to the beans we eat today! (To cancel Bean Facts, reply )

• Post #822044

  Like … in a go-kart?

• Post #821937

  Thank you for subscribing to Bean Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about Beans! Beans can be made into burgers, cakes, drinks, pies, fudge, muffins, jewelry, bean-bag chairs, toys, and musical instruments.! (To cancel Bean Facts, reply )

• Post #809709

  Thank you for subscribing to Bean Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about Beans! The most baked beans eaten with chopsticks in one minute is 89, and was achieved by Annalia Henderson (USA) in Torrance, California, USA, on 1 December 2024! (To cancel Bean Facts, reply )

• Post #784888

  Thank you for subscribing to Bean Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about Beans! The phrase “spill the beans” originated from an ancient Greek voting system, where beans were used to cast votes! (To cancel Bean Facts, reply )

• Post #767515

  Thank you for subscribing to Bean Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about Beans! Lemmy Kilmister, the legendary frontman of Motörhead, was known for his unique diet, which included cold baked bean sandwiches! (To cancel Bean Facts, reply )

• Post #654823

  Fecal incontinence. Urinary incontinence. They do, indeed, describe different things, but can be placed under the incontinence umbrella.

• Post #602075

  There are US bases everywhere. Kinda like cockroaches, really.

• Post #601975

  Slavery. Sex trafficking. Human rights abuses.

• Post #586904

  “Wise up, dickhead!”

• Post #469047

  You don’t always have to come back to the same general time.