Post #4126303
2026-07-27 01:53 UTC
"To defeat the giant insects, I will need your strongest MIDI player and a sailboat."
#monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd #GrasshoppersVsPostcards
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-27 01:55
Because no one can do a convincing giant locust mating call, the bug scientist tells the general he will need a live giant locust for this plan to work. I'm not sure if they've even killed any of the giant locusts, yet, despite all the tank rounds and flame throwers they've employed. But they army dudes seem willing enough to send One Guy to go with the bug scientist to try to capture and one. #monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd #GrasshoppersVsPostcards