Post #4125499
2026-07-27 01:33 UTC
We drive to the army office, then barge in and yell "Giant Locusts destroyed the Town!" The army captain is like "what, no." Then the chatty scientist is like "oh no this is my fault, a normal locus ate some of my giant plants and must have turned into a giant locust."
Unaware that he's in a monster movie, the army captain does not believe him, but he agrees to send a truck full of soldiers to look for it anyway.
#monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd #GrasshoppersVsPostcards
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-27 01:36
Our soldiers wander into the surprisingly mowed woods and hear some Giant Locust Noises. Then a giant locus appears and eats one of them off camera. It advances toward them and so they jog away from it, shooting it with their World War II vintage guns, but it appears to be immune to bullets. Eventually they drive off, still shooting at it. #monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd #GrasshoppersVsPostcards