Post #4120927
2026-07-26 21:03 UTC
Tl;dr: Fuck bras
What even are bras for? Boobs will jiggle and move around. Basically, bras are to standardize how boobs look under clothes for the day. They do not, contrary to rude and loud teenagers, try to hide erect nipples unless they are specifically padded for the purpose.
I hate bras and rarely wear one. If your naturals are smallish or you're not self-conscious, you can be like me and not wear a bra most of the time. Or if you opt for science boobs/implants, they'll likely be firm enough for awhile to avoid the use for bras. If I want to wear a shirt that chafes my nips - my main accession (wc?) to the usefulness of bras - I'll either wear a minimal bra or a tank top.
Replies (4)
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@Sempf@infosec.exchange 2026-07-26 21:17
@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange Like my mom used to say: "Gotta wear a bra or I'll trip on my boobs."
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@djtoebeans@mendeddrum.org 2026-07-26 21:38
@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange Oh my goddess science boobs. 😂
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@anathema_device@bne.social 2026-07-26 21:42
@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange mine are smallest and floppy but I refuse to wear a bra other than at a wedding. People can deal with my boobs au naturel
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@sbourne@mastodon.social 2026-07-26 22:37
@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange With tiny boobs, I've only ever seen bras as torture devices. A friend with much larger boobs explained that she needed a bra to prevent black eyes - legit reason!