Post #4077329
2026-07-25 01:59 UTC
You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on.
Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
Replies (7)
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@womble@infosec.exchange 2026-07-25 02:03
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I'd hope for James Earl Jones, but I'd expect Christopher Walken.
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@azonenberg@ioc.exchange 2026-07-25 02:04
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social David Attenborough. Duh.
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@skaverat@skaverat.net 2026-07-25 02:10
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social there's only one correct answer: Kevan Brighting
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@jlundell@ioc.exchange 2026-07-25 02:35
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Harrison Ford in Shrinking
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@FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange 2026-07-25 03:06
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Sam Kinison.
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@nazgul@infosec.exchange 2026-07-25 19:13
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Robin Williams
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@SolraBizna@mastodon.tejat.net 2026-07-25 23:19
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Chris Tucker, in character as Ruby Rhod from The Fifth Element.