Post #40496
2025-12-08 02:53 UTC
Replies (18)
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@over_clox@lemmy.world 2025-12-08 02:57
Umm, I’ve never jerked off a woman, but okay…
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@jessicablaze@lemmynsfw.com 2025-12-08 03:00
Correction: This woman
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@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2025-12-08 03:03
Cocaine, famously great for your mental health
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@LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 2025-12-08 03:57
That does sound a lot better than therapy. Why don’t we do that anymore? Cocaine and jerking off are still S tier relievers.
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@Beebabe@lemmy.world 2025-12-08 04:10
Ah yes, “hysteria”…
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@D_C@sh.itjust.works 2025-12-08 07:36
Best I can do is some mushrooms (possibly magic) and a washing machine on spin.
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@1984@lemmy.today 2025-12-08 08:46
I would also never do therapy. :) But I also wouldnt do drugs.
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@Maroon@lemmy.world 2025-12-08 09:41
Women also didn’t have rights and were considered their husband’s “property”. So ummm yea, please no.
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@UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2025-12-08 12:30
Me too, thanks
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@ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2025-12-08 13:33
Fun fact, vibrators were invented as a ‘medical’ tool to aid women.
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@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2025-12-08 16:38
And then you die at the ripe old age of 35 from a cut on your hand
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@AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 2025-12-08 16:58
It’s really sad but also kinda fascinating that there are definitely people who could read this and believe it’s evidence of the downfall of modern society caused by equal rights, instead of realizing that this bitch was just understandably tired and making a humor joke in an attempt to lighten the burden of having to face another day trying to roll the boulder back up the bullshit mountain created by the people who want to take away her (and everyone else’s) rights, dismantle society, and cause it to collapse.
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@MiddleAgesModem__dup_9258@lemmy.world 2025-12-08 17:29
do women commonly refer to masturbation as “jerking off”?
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@dil@lemmy.zip 2025-12-08 21:06
exhibits.usu.edu/exhibits/…/petsassurrogates Would they jerk you off or give you a “lapdog”
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@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2025-12-08 23:39
I mean… You can still have that kind of fun, it’s just not called a doctor anymore.
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@boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 2025-12-09 01:04
youtu.be/xh8y-6Jf4nA
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@BigMilk13@lemmy.world 2025-12-09 07:33
You gotta be careful, because if you don’t go far back enough, you’ll end up lobotomized in some kind of haunted house. Go too far back and, especially as a woman, you’ll be labeled “hysterical” or worse then exiled or killed. You gotta find that sweet spot when you could walk into Wild West CVS and take home a bottle Morphinecocainemeth to help wash down the Bovril.
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@CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 2025-12-09 19:32
So would I.