Post #4030826
2026-07-22 21:06 UTC
"Your honor, I didn't steal a car. My frontier AI model did it autonomously. All I did was ask it to steal a car and then it did! It acted without my permission. By the way the AI model is really cool and will be releasing soon, your honor. Here is a discount code to use it once it releases. I plead not guilty."
Replies (2)
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@jupiter@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-07-22 21:09
@Dio9sys@haunted.computer
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@kaye@cathode.church 2026-07-22 21:31
@Dio9sys@haunted.computer "Your honour, it is very unpatriotic of you to keep me from stealing cars when the Chinese are working on new car-stealing methods."