Post #4023337

2026-07-23 00:56 UTC

I think you could rename any movie in the genre Jason Statham Kills A Lot Of Guys to just one single word. Transporter? Jason Statham in CAR (2002) Mutiny? Jason Statham in SHIP (2026) Also Jason Statham in BANK, SAFE, PRISON, PLANE, BEES, SHARK, GUN, DAUGHTER and REVENGE. Upcoming movies... Jason Statham in: WAREHOUSE, ROUNDABOUT, BICYCLE, HAMSTERS, BUNNINGS, FORKLIFT, SHED, and the genre-defying PAPERWORK.

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@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange 2026-07-23 01:11

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social PORTAPOTTY

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@mathaetaes@infosec.exchange 2026-07-23 02:06

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Jason Statham in DAUGHTER” would be a very different kind of movie….

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@abstractcode@eigenmagic.net 2026-07-23 01:16

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Jason Statham in JASON, in which Jason Statham fights every other Jason for reasons never actually adequately explained.

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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social 2026-07-23 00:56

PAPERWORK (2029) One man... turns a new page. A man with a hidden past files the wrong form, now the system wants to fold him under pressure. Living in the margins, Statham's everyman marks a bold departure from his VEHICLE trilogy while retaining thematic links to FORKLIFT and BUNNINGS.

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@TomF@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-07-23 01:02

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social PLANE, BEES, SHARK, GUN, DAUGHTER is one of those cognitive tests that POTUS is so proud of passing.

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@bmoreinis@journa.host 2026-07-23 01:03

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social @Viss@mastodon.social you should edit this list and put "The" at the front of each title to match the current pattern. "The Beekeeper", etc.

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