Colin
abstractcode@eigenmagic.net
<p>That’s enough socialising, now back to screaming into the void. He/They.</p><p>Allegedly professional software developer. Definitively amateur photographer. Interested in things.</p><p>Avatar image: Headshot of me against a black background. I have purple hair and an inane beard.</p><p>Header image: Black and white photograph of multiple train tracks with overhead power lines. There is a bitumen road on the right hand side of the image separated from the tracks by a chainlink fence.</p>
Posts
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Post #4181672
Ginger nut? Yes, I’ve seen that video.
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Post #4050349
I need enough money and power to seize control of Mastodon development to add the most critical missing feature: Footnotes.
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Post #4001803
I wish all computers a Stop Trying To Help Me You Suck At It and a happy Shut The Fuck Up And Do What You’re Told.
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Post #3822934
The fun thing about Extreme Programming is the system that is always referenced as being where it comes from was apparently a disaster.
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Post #3822933
So yesterday I got a 3D printer, a number of filament storage/drying containers and about 20 spools of filament, mostly PLA and TPU. Setting the printer up is probably a weekend task. Is it traditional that the first things you print after the test print are things for the printer itself?
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Post #3571980
The appropriate response to the "Don't You Know Who I Am?" posts bemoaning the lack of "reach" around here is "No and I intend to keep it that way."
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Post #3569216
I assume this eldritch sigil is for summoning @xssfox@cloudisland.nz
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Post #3272070
Down With Pants - Official motto of the Anti-Pants League
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Post #2494924
Delete Prod: You’re hearing it more and more.
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Post #2443321
I miss deguassing things.
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Post #2430392
I do wonder if teaching things like cold reading in schools would help raise awareness of how easy we are to fool. How do we instil an understanding that &quot;looks like it works&quot; and &quot;actually works&quot; are very different things?
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Post #2275701
Can&#39;t help but feel this is an insult
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Post #2020750
Live your life like you have KPIs for how much weirder you make things.
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Post #1837748
The concept of a legal name as primary suggests the government has more say as to your identity than you do. I reject this concept.
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Post #1824833
Giant Trebuchet Solutions may not solve your problem but we will ensure your problem is over there instead, which is like a solution if you don't think about it.
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Post #1742182
If I ever run for parliament, and much of my social media use is aimed at making sure no one ever asks, I will run under the banner of the single issue Get In The Sea Party. I don&#39;t even need to make a website because @AppeasePoseidon already has. https://getinthesea.au/
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Post #1688728
Thinking about how I&#39;ve literally seen someone&#39;s brain switch off when an LLM says something is an option and they just instantly and uncritically accepted that it was. It was weird.
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Post #1170485
Cloud has brought a number of predictable issues. Notably the hardware knows we can no longer get at it with an axe, and it’s getting smug.
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Post #1094752
I am preemptively cancelling Monday. We’re going to do Sunday 2: Sunday Harder.
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Post #991884
I WILL NEVER WANT TO PASTE WITH FORMATTING AND IT OFFENDS ME THAT YOU WOULD IMPLY I WOULD EVER BE SO CRASS.
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Post #933629
I need 1499 people on the Australian electoral roll who are not a member of a party to become members of the Get In The Sea Party. https://aec.gov.au/Parties_and_Representatives/Party_Registration/guide/files/party-registration-guide.pdf?v=1.1
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Post #799500
I feel if you have ever edited autoexec.bat that should qualify as age verification. You* be old. *me
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Post #750841
Making someone&#39;s day weirder for badly explained reasons.
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Post #358636
Microsoft Windows
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Post #333378
I should not curse people with Internet Explorer 6.
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Post #333377
I’d like to make it clear that @jpm can opt out of The Curse at any time by disabling it in Settings. And that apparently qualifies as consent these days according to enormous tech companies. And if you can’t trust an enormous tech company that shows you have a solid grasp on reality.