Post #1824833
2026-04-30 00:59 UTC
Replies (14)
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@ferrix@mastodon.online 2026-04-30 23:57
@abstractcode@eigenmagic.net problem displacement
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@shalien@mastodon.projetretro.io 2026-05-01 00:07
@abstractcode@eigenmagic.net for reasons I can't understand, I like the idea very much
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@zl2tod@mastodon.online 2026-04-30 01:45
@abstractcode Trumpbuchet
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@daedalus@eigenmagic.net 2026-04-30 03:00
@abstractcode can I interest your fine organisation in becoming distributors for my patent-pending Yeetotine™ ?
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@Taco_lad@aus.social 2026-04-30 03:08
@abstractcode DOOM solutions (DIDN'T ORGANISE, ONLY MOVED)
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@david@theblower.au 2026-04-30 04:04
@abstractcode This is an excellent plan, but what if also on fire? https://flic.kr/p/WoUvFX
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@anne_twain@theblower.au 2026-04-30 04:50
@abstractcode This kind of giggle earns you a follow.
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@BenHM3@saint-paul.us 2026-04-30 21:34
@abstractcode Yeah, but weren't you guys acquired by ACME back in the 80's?
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@brouhaha@mastodon.social 2026-04-30 22:25
@abstractcode As a long time customer of Giant Trebuchet Solutions, I can personally attest to just how well their service works. In fact, I'm eagerly awaiting joining the beta test for their new Super Giant Trebuchet, to move "over there" to _way_ over there.
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@faraiwe@mstdn.social 2026-05-01 01:03
@abstractcode ::throws money at screen::
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@burnitdown@beige.party 2026-05-01 02:11
@abstractcode i need a lot of data moved at once, very fast. can you help?
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@frenshape@beige.party 2026-05-01 02:56
@abstractcode And if you had a distributed network of giant trebuchet then you could move your problems arbitrarily far away by leveraging repunter nodes
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@freediverx@mastodon.social 2026-05-01 07:11
@abstractcode There are also more localized options.
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@weekend_editor@mathstodon.xyz 2026-05-02 11:19
@abstractcode The traditional version of this argument involves tumbrels and guillotines.